Me, this morning (runs upstairs to jump on sleeping husband's chest): Wake up! I got a starred review in Publisher's Weekly!
Him (sleepily, with more enthusiasm than I would expect from someone who'd been sleeping two seconds before): That's great!
Me: (random squealing and racing around the bed)
Him: wait, what just happened again?
Starred review, baby! I love Mondays!
Okay, I don't really, but I love this Monday.